Kardouchians... KIM: "Who do I have to blow around here to get us some energy drinks?"KHLOE: "Fuck that noise, just give me a fucken beer. And while they're at it, get me some steak nachos!"KOURTNEY: "That's disgusting Khloe, you know I don't eat meat."MOM: "Well I do, and I might just have to take a ride on Uribe's gristle missile..."KIM: "Uribe, what the fuck mom?!!!"MOM: "It's called a slump buster you stupid whore! I'd be doing it to benefit the team."KHLOE: "Fuck, I think Uribe is fine. I'd let that clumsy toad tap my gangly ass any time."MOM: "That's what I'm fucken talking about!"KOURTNEY: "What's a gristle missile?"KHLOE: "Shut up, whore!"MOM: "Yeah, shut up whore!"
ELLIS: "Man, that was the best hummer I've had in a while!" HONEYCUTT: ~gargle~ KERSHAW: "Fucken homos."
KEMP: "Fo reals, you bangin Rihanna dog?" ELLIS: "If I'm lying I'm dying." KEMP: "She got a big gap down there o what tho?" ELLIS: "Actually, a bit tight on me." KEMP: "Yeah whatevs, fool. I busted that shit wide open." ELLIS: "Uh, yeah. Just be glad I didn't go first. You'd a been like a knife in a mayonnaise jar."
KEMP: "What's up bossman?" WALTER: "What's up? The payroll, that's what's up bitch!" KEMP: "Hey man, why you gotta be like that?" WALTER: "Hey man, why don't you start earning all that fucken money we're paying you?" KEMP: "Damn dude, that's harsh." WALTER: "No, what's harsh is you continuing to swing at breaking balls out of the zone!" KEMP: "Fuck this, I'm outta here!" WALTER: "Keep playing like this and you very well may be."
REPORTERS: "Not sure we understand." MATTINGLY: "Come on guys. It's not that tough a concept." REPORTERS: "To you, maybe you could you explain to us how it works?" MATTINGLY: "Fair enough. Okay, you just take your hand like this... and caress the dude's taint." REPORTERS: "And that gets 'em hot?" MATTINGLY: "If done correctly. You want to massage it, don't just slam your finger up his butt. That's not romantic!"