DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. N.Z

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    All look the same to me...
     
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    I hope that's not Juan's cousin or brother.
     
  3. irish

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    ^:smh:
     
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    Kardouchians...

    KIM: "Who do I have to blow around here to get us some energy drinks?"​
    KHLOE: "Fuck that noise, just give me a fucken beer. And while they're at it, get me some steak nachos!"​
    KOURTNEY: "That's disgusting Khloe, you know I don't eat meat."​
    MOM: "Well I do, and I might just have to take a ride on Uribe's gristle missile..."​
    KIM: "Uribe, what the fuck mom?!!!"​
    MOM: "It's called a slump buster you stupid whore! I'd be doing it to benefit the team."​
    KHLOE: "Fuck, I think Uribe is fine. I'd let that clumsy toad tap my gangly ass any time."​
    MOM: "That's what I'm fucken talking about!"​
    KOURTNEY: "What's a gristle missile?"​
    KHLOE: "Shut up, whore!"​
    MOM: "Yeah, shut up whore!"​

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    Kourtney is hot
     
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    Wow, racist.
     
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    Washed up fatass? Or washed up fatass?
     
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    I feel like only Irish, Ford, TB, Devil, and I take this thread seriously. Hahaha.
     
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    IBB is running this thread like Forest Gump on the gridiron!
     
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    Question: Did Brad Penny really bang Alyssa Milano? If so, what the hell has this world come to?
     
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    We double teamed her.
     
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    LOL; and I repeat, what has this world come to? ;)
     
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  13. irish

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    ELLIS: "Man, that was the best hummer I've had in a while!"
    HONEYCUTT: ~gargle~
    KERSHAW: "Fucken homos."

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    CRUZ: "Please God, don't let them hit it to Dee, please!!!"

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    MATTINGLY: "Now who's this motherfucker?"
    HILLMAN: "That's yo date bitch."
    MATTINGLY: "Aw Yaaaaa..."

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    KEMP: "Fo reals, you bangin Rihanna dog?"
    ELLIS: "If I'm lying I'm dying."
    KEMP: "She got a big gap down there o what tho?"
    ELLIS: "Actually, a bit tight on me."
    KEMP: "Yeah whatevs, fool. I busted that shit wide open."
    ELLIS: "Uh, yeah. Just be glad I didn't go first. You'd a been like a knife in a mayonnaise jar."

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    NZ, the top photo is Adrian Gonzalez isn't it?
     
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    Elian Herrera and other top prospects signed by the Dodgers (Carrot Top not pictured)

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    KEMP: "What's up bossman?"
    WALTER: "What's up? The payroll, that's what's up bitch!"
    KEMP: "Hey man, why you gotta be like that?"
    WALTER: "Hey man, why don't you start earning all that fucken money we're paying you?"
    KEMP: "Damn dude, that's harsh."
    WALTER: "No, what's harsh is you continuing to swing at breaking balls out of the zone!"
    KEMP: "Fuck this, I'm outta here!"
    WALTER: "Keep playing like this and you very well may be."

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    REPORTERS: "Not sure we understand."
    MATTINGLY: "Come on guys. It's not that tough a concept."
    REPORTERS: "To you, maybe you could you explain to us how it works?"
    MATTINGLY: "Fair enough. Okay, you just take your hand like this... and caress the dude's taint."
    REPORTERS: "And that gets 'em hot?"
    MATTINGLY: "If done correctly. You want to massage it, don't just slam your finger up his butt. That's not romantic!"

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