RICHARD: "Oooh, look what I found!" HEADLEY: "That's mine bitch, give it back!" RICHARD: "Oh, I'll give it back to you alright!" HEADLEY: "Tease!" RICHARD: "Slut!"
VIC: "Ima gonna push yo' shit in holmes!" KENNEDY: "Hold still Dre, Ima 'bout to bust a nut!" DRE: "Oh, my vagina! My vagina!!!" DEE: "Show me sum titties bkitch!!!"
ELLIS: "No offense kid, but if you're a fan of AJ Ellis, why the fuck are you wearing a Bobby Abreu jersey?" KID: "Because I like Mexican players." ELLIS: "Uh, I hate to have to break it to you, but he's Cuban, not Mexican." UMP: "Actually, he's Venezuelan." KID: "What's the fucken difference?" UMP: "Well, um..." ELLIS: "Well, um..."
TROUT: "Wassup dawg?" MIGGY: "Que pasa, Rook." TROUT: "Yo man, why you gotta diss me like that?" MIGGY: "Cuz you a little wannabe white trash gangsta bitch." TROUT: "But I'm gonna be MVP yo!" MIGGY: "Not if I win the triple crown, bitch." TROUT: "Triple crown? Dat mean you gettin three gold teeth on yo grill, homey?" MIGGY: "No puto, king of average, HR and RBI!" TROUT: "Yo fool, don't be frontin on me!" MIGGY: "Que? What you mean?" TROUT: "I mean that even possible. You do that and you is MVP!" MIGGY: "That's what I've been screaming Rook..."
Posey: "Damn it Phil, this can't wait until later tonight?!" Cuzzi: "Just the tip, Buster. I promise no one will notice." Posey: "Okay fine, but hurry up."