VINNY: "What the fuck are you doing back with that boney rihanna bkitch?" KEMP: "Ah man, she treats me good you know?" VINNY: "Not as good as a buxom white woman would." KEMP: "Damn Vinny, ain't that kinda racist?" VINNY: "Not at all. I thought all you brothers liked white women with blonde hair and big asses." KEMP: "Nah man, don't gotta be no junk in the trunk fo me." VINNY: "Oh, now you're going to talk ghetto? Fuck, there goes 2013..."
YEAGER: "Alright, which one of you fucks wants to sit on my lap and ride my pine?" KID #1: "Ruven?" KID #2: "Ruven?" LOU JOHNSON (to Yeager's left): "Sick mutha fukker! You shoudda leest takem to McDawnalds first."
MAC: "Hi, I'm Mark McGwire and you are...?" DRE: "I'm Andre Ethier! Damn dude, you're not as big as I thought you'd be." MAC: "That's not what your mom said last night..." DRE: "Huh?" MAC: "Oh nothing." DRE: "Hey man, I need help against lefties. I'm helpless when guys drop down on me." MAC: "Now there's something your mom did say last night..." DRE: "Huh?" MAC: "Oh nothing, nothing. Say, have you thought about juicing?" DRE: "I already do!" MAC: "You do???" DRE: "Yeah, I do carrot juice and wheatgrass. But I especially love guzzling down protein drinks!" MAC: "Same as your mom..." DRE: "Huh?" MAC: "Oh never mind."
Walter O'Malley looks like a guy from an after school special who is trying to tear down a playground to build a skyscraper or something
LOL, you took my picture from 1989 and put a different upper half! Nice work, you are good! Damn I forgot how tight we used to wear those jeans back then!
i just discovered a great app you upload a current picture of people and it projects what they'll look like in 15 years since i don't have everyone's pic i went with the most recent...
WILLS: "Okay are you sure you've got it?" DEE: "Yeah man, I gots it." WILLS: "Okay, then repeat it back to me..." DEE: "Um... okay it was... um... um..." WILLS: "You fucken child! It's TWO MALT LIQUORS and A BAG OF PORK RINDS!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
CONTE: "Wait, wait, wait Carl. I think you have me confused with that other Conte. I can't get PED's." CARL: "No, you trick ass Mark! Ima axxin you to wash my BVD's, bkitch!"