DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    VINNY: "What the fuck are you doing back with that boney rihanna bkitch?"
    KEMP: "Ah man, she treats me good you know?"
    VINNY: "Not as good as a buxom white woman would."
    KEMP: "Damn Vinny, ain't that kinda racist?"
    VINNY: "Not at all. I thought all you brothers liked white women with blonde hair and big asses."
    KEMP: "Nah man, don't gotta be no junk in the trunk fo me."
    VINNY: "Oh, now you're going to talk ghetto? Fuck, there goes 2013..."

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    YEAGER: "Alright, which one of you fucks wants to sit on my lap and ride my pine?"
    KID #1: "Ruven?"
    KID #2: "Ruven?"
    LOU JOHNSON (to Yeager's left): "Sick mutha fukker! You shoudda leest takem to McDawnalds first."

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    MAC: "Hi, I'm Mark McGwire and you are...?"
    DRE: "I'm Andre Ethier! Damn dude, you're not as big as I thought you'd be."
    MAC: "That's not what your mom said last night..."
    DRE: "Huh?"
    MAC: "Oh nothing."
    DRE: "Hey man, I need help against lefties. I'm helpless when guys drop down on me."
    MAC: "Now there's something your mom did say last night..."
    DRE: "Huh?"
    MAC: "Oh nothing, nothing. Say, have you thought about juicing?"
    DRE: "I already do!"
    MAC: "You do???"
    DRE: "Yeah, I do carrot juice and wheatgrass. But I especially love guzzling down protein drinks!"
    MAC: "Same as your mom..."
    DRE: "Huh?"
    MAC: "Oh never mind."

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    Walter O'Malley looks like a guy from an after school special who is trying to tear down a playground to build a skyscraper or something
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    one from the archives
    jamie gaga

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    LOL, you took my picture from 1989 and put a different upper half! Nice work, you are good! Damn I forgot how tight we used to wear those jeans back then!
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahah!
     
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    thinks he's william randolph hearst
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    what? i don't see any cameltoe :poke:
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i just discovered a great app
    you upload a current picture of people
    and it projects what they'll look like in 15 years
    since i don't have everyone's pic
    i went with the most recent...
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    yankees catcher francisco cervelli
    and tig from sons of anarchy...
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    I love Tig!!
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    yup he's a badass
     
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    We need some dialogue here - what could Maury Wills possibly be telling Dee:
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    And this - Stan Conte is secretly telling Crawford something...
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    WILLS: "Okay are you sure you've got it?"
    DEE: "Yeah man, I gots it."
    WILLS: "Okay, then repeat it back to me..."
    DEE: "Um... okay it was... um... um..."
    WILLS: "You fucken child! It's TWO MALT LIQUORS and A BAG OF PORK RINDS!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    CONTE: "Wait, wait, wait Carl. I think you have me confused with that other Conte. I can't get PED's."
    CARL: "No, you trick ass Mark! Ima axxin you to wash my BVD's, bkitch!"

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    What does "bkitch" mean? Is that the way you old-timers used to spell it? ;)
     
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