MAC: "You know, ever since I stopped juicing I really have to work to keep my ass from getting flabby." KEMP: "Damn dude, whatever you're doing is working... that shit is tight!" MAC: "Alright meat, remember what I said about focus?" KEMP: "Right now, the only thing I'm focusing on is tapping that shit yo!" MAC: "SMH, Homo..."
McDouche: So, the bitch called again... Magic: You and Selig really need better nicknames for each other, muff diver. McDouche: Seriously. She wants more money. She recently learned to read and has figured out that I screwed her on the Dodgers deal. Magic: And this has what to do with me? McDouche: I was wondering if you guys would mind talking to her. Magic: Look, little man, I'm going to be straight with you. We do not like you. We have never liked you. You are probably one of the worst people I have ever had to deal with...and I had to talk to Rodman on occasion. McDouche: But....I thought we were friends.... Magic: Stop. You're embarrassing yourself more than you already have. Let's be real here. You managed to do your best to ruin one of the greatest sports enterprises ever. Not only are a shitty person, you are quite possibly the stupidest business man I have ever met...and remember, I know MC Hammer. McDouche: C'mon Magic, don't do this. Magic: Bitch, shut the fuck up. We have managed to do more in six months than your punk ass did in your whole tenure as owner. Now get the fuck out of here. If you were not such a litigious bitch, I would personally beat your ass in front of all of these people. Get the fuck out. McDouche: Okay Okay... Magic: Frank, McDouche: Yeah, Magic? Magic: I fucked the shit out of Jamie a few years back. Shit was pretty good. [/quote]