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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    no not the bonfires part lol
    The giant balls part.
    We made fire in jail but small ones with wires and shit but not anything like that.
    Everything folks do in jail has to.be secret.
    Hidden from the guards.
     
  2. Bluezoo

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    This is like a Star Trek episode...is Rube the creator ? Will he be top entity ?
    I think job assignments and placements within The New Order should start immediately...
    Forewarned is forearmed.
    Be ready.
    Obey.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Nononono don't be silly.
    I don't have those kinda of crazy aspirations.
    I would most likely be the mad geneticist in the background finding the secret to life by experimenting on the potato bug and getting bit and turning into potato man who fights his arch nemesis the pope for taking his name in Spain!
    Something low and from the humus.
    You know where you find Mr potato man?
    Digging in the dirt.
    Potato man is down in the depths building mansions for everyone.
    But specially for ants and other myrmydons.
    Who use the extensive subterranean tunnel system of the underworld.

    Some of the same creatures that can thrive in the water or on mountain tops can also survive and even have a pretty nice life underground.
    What these areas have in common is that the air is rare.
    And what air is there is raw.

    Same with water.
    Change the air and the water and the pressure and the temperature of a subject and between those four variables the four beasts in your chromosomes will mutate their anime.

    The enemies of Mr potato bug don't give him a nice name. They say he looks like a fat locust with thr face of an old man.
    They spread lies and myths about him and call him evil and poison.
    A killer of children who like to play making tunnels in the dirt.
    He bites you in your hand and then you die.
    But its not true.
    Its old bitters talking out their tails.

    Mother's tell their children to fear and hate and run away from Mr potato man and then they kill him on sight.
    But Mr potato man works diligently all day everyday for them.
    Tilling the ground and fighting the evil buggerers.
    Aerating it so that it doesn't drown in its own shit.
    Because thats all dirt is.
    Shit that's been properly aired out.
    Over time.
    That you buy for a premium.

    Just a little soil for your pot.
     
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    You are the creator. You are Vger.
     
  5. Bluezoo

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    Bases loaded, no outs.
    The worst thing that could happen for the Dodgers.
     
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    Just no way, with the help of this scumbag umpire here, we can win. Fucking cursed man.
     
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    Oh there you are lol
     
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    Yeah...passed over. Took a while though.
    Dog kept snoring like it wasn't even happening. Lol.
     
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    Why even go to 3rd ? 2 nd is scoring position...
     
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    dude hahaha
     
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    Yeah, it doesn't matter. They can't score anyway. Fuckin pitiful, no matter what thread it goes in...
     
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    You don't need to voyage to every corner of what is knowable if you have good zoom lenses and can extrapolate what you can't see from the physical characteristics observed.

    New discovery is threatened by a giant electromagnetic anomaly of never before seen galaxian proportions.

    What is old but new again?
     
  13. Bluezoo

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    Uh...me ?
     
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    Good question.
     
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    going to post this every time BZ forgets where the game thread is!
     
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    I like it. If there's a dog in it, it's OK with me, boyo.
    I might do it on purpose now...
     
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    was that a badger in its mouth?
    don't fuck w the Mustelidae family
    literally afraid of nothing
     
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