Torre: "Hey Donnie, how's my team doing?" Mattingly: "Dude, Men in Black 3 called. They want their suit back." Loney: "Oh man, that's fucken funny... I think. Hey Dre, what's Men in Black?"
Torre: I talked to Proctor. He's not doing well. Doctor gave him 6 weeks. DBB: Yeah, I talked to the doctor myself. He said it was your fault. Loney: Dayum! Burn! Dre: STFU faggot.
Kemp: "So Nuke, if you could go back would you change anything?" Newcombe: "Oh yeah, there's one thing I'd change for sure!" Kemp: "What's that, eat better, work out more, get more rest?" Newcombe: "Nah, fool! I'd bang more white women!!!"
DEE: "So what's it say, dog?" GUERRA: "Yeah homey, what's it say?" CK: "Well it's says that Mark here has been a godsend..." DEE: "Fuck whitey, dog! What's it say about me?" CK: "Well Dee, it says that you are quite possibly the most over-rated player in baseball, and that your Mom must have banged some homeless dude because you've got none of you father's skills.." GUERRA: "What about me homey?" CK: "Sorry bro, says almost the same thing as it does about Dee -- except instead of a homeless guy it says your Mom must have slept with a goat." ELLIS: "That sounds pretty accurate actually."
DEE: What-chu readin' dog? GUERRA: Is that my subscription to Vogue? CK: Nah, it's more naked pictures from Nolan. ELLIS: Nolan Ryan? CK: No, IBB Nolan, from DSP. GUERRA: Is that the guy who dropped off the milk for this cereal? CK: Yes, but it's not milk.... Guerra and Ellis: ........ SUB-PLOT in the background: Coach: Coffey, I told you, we are out of cool whip. Coffey: Fuck. IBB: (in the distance): Hold on! I'll make some more!
DEE: "TG, I am so swag, all dem bkitches just love me..." TGJ: "Yo fool, you iz one o' dem bkitches, fool."
Guy in the suit: "Typical black guys." Guy on far left: "Wow ok...racist." Dee: "That aint Wright, man"
UCLADodger: Fuck those guys on DSP. They'll never find me in Chicago. Hot piece of ass: Jonathon, when are you going to introduce me to BlueMouse? I love his comics and you can tell he has a big cock by how funny he is. Plus, I bet he would never wear a Lakers jersey to Wrigley Field... bad form man.