we have to lead the league in stranding leadoff doubles zero imagination last time i checked the only stat that matters is the score in the end
Welp... so much for Kimbrel fucking the dog today. Thanks, Brusdar. Your name sounds like a skin ailment and your high octane fastball has the efficacy of one of @THINKBLUE 's come on lines at a TGIFridays....
Splitting a series is like a victory, right? I mean.... they said our clubhouse smelled liked rat piss & they made bitches out of us yesterday and today.... but uh ... well... Black Lives Matter and rainbows forever. But I stay in my lane, you know? Anyway... these guys gave it their all.out there today... I'm proud of blah blah blah fukin blah blah.... Insincerely, Dave Fucknut Roberts
Do you think when the other manager does something creative like Showalter using his closer in the eighth to face the top of our lineup, Davey... a) is in awe (like "why didn't I think of that?"), or... b) doubts the legality (like "wait, he can't do that") ?
Alvarez ties it up. Proof that you can always count on a mestizo in a pinch. PS - Cuban, PR, creole... same thing. Sincerely, Al Campanis
I was with the guy who took the picture that was on the baseball card a few weeks ago.. Good friend of mine in the art field. Didn't think anyone else knew him.
Met announcers were on "the Dodgers have a top heavy lineup...after the first three, there's not much going on"bandwagon...
Aside from my disgust with the Dodgers game plan - a disgust we clearly share - fuxk the fucking twa Mets and their shit announcers. That team and that stadium and those fans and that shitty city can all die in a fireball and wouldn't miss any of it. But God bless Jersey, of course.