GAME THREAD OPENING DAY vs. SFG

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  1. No Name

    No Name Well-Known Member

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    We've got to manufacture some shit to complain about so here it is.

    Kershaw's back tightens 4 hrs before opening day start. Wtf. There goes as least two starts.

    I can't even watch May. He makes me uncomfortable with his red afro.

    I can't even watch Graterol. I feel like I'm going to fall into the Pacific ocean when he's on the mound and I live in Missouri.

    The Dodger's don't need 17 pitchers because situational hitters are over. Oh nevermind, Kershaw.

    The cost of parking is fucking absurd.

    Mookie Betts didn't hit s home run.

    My wife farted in her sleep last night.
     
    No Name, Jul 24, 2020
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    It’s gonna suck when Machado makes good on his promise and the a Padres win it all this year
     
    MZA, Jul 24, 2020
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    Watching the Mets, and it looks like every team has cardboard persons...
    What I'm wondering about, what happens to them when it rains ? Not a factor in LA, I guess.
    But in NY ?
     
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  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Betts RF
    Muncy 1B
    Turner 3B
    Bellinger CF
    Hernández 2B
    Seager SS
    Taylor LF
    Pederson DH
    Smith C
     
    irish, Jul 24, 2020
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    And when we've lost in the later rounds you would wish we would have just been taken out in the first round instead to avoid yet another cocktease by the dodgers.

    I remember people saying stuff like that.
    That if we lose then we might as well have lost in the first round because the teams performance makes it clear that the team was never as good as it is on paper and never deserved to get where they got.

    If the pirates beat them then the pirates are the better team.
    If you can't beat the pirates you get what you deserve.
     
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    Cardboard umbrellas.
     
    rube, Jul 24, 2020
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    Stripling learned a change up? :eek:
     
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    MUNCY
     
    doyerfan, Jul 24, 2020
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    Two hard hit balls. Let’s go.
     
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    It’s nice to see Joc face lefties. I swear we create deficiencies by platooning players all the time. We can probably thank Pollock for it.
     
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    No-o-o-o-o...send your thank you cards to Davey Roberts. But Pollock fits right in with that deal...
     
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    cool cool cool bust it open Cody
     
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    Striplings changeup is fuego
     
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    Seager is going to win the NL MVP this year. I’m calling it now.
     
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    I wish they'd take the nets down so foul balls would blow peoples cardboard head apart. Watching in slow motion replay and they cart off the dead.
     
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    Too man missed opportunities
     
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    Mary Hart getting decapitated by a wild pitch should be played on the tron for years to come
     
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    dodger baseball: BACK
     
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    Why doesn't the dodgers marketing tram think of these things.
    Their social media pop would grow exponentially and probably gain a new generation of fans that might like this new kind of baseball. Kids that may have grown up thinking that baseball is for boring white people.
    Even if most of those kids are boring white people themselves. Haha thats the way it goes.

    Do the dodgers have influencers?
    That is the first time that word has ever been uttered from my mouth.
    But shit baseball is changing and it could use some 21st century PR.
     
    rube, Jul 24, 2020
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    As long as he bats 6th he should rake.
     
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