GAME THREAD PADRES/DODGERS

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Sep 24, 2017.

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dodgers...

  1. sweep

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  2. take 2/3

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  3. lose 2/3

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  4. get swept

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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  2. CapnTreee

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    Alex Wood has aged rapidly


    Also Clayton Richard needs to change his first name. We cannot have someone named Clayton with an 8-14 record, it just won't do
     
  3. VRP

    VRP DSP Legend

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    I only know Chris and Doyer from those pictures but I'm lol'ing
     
  4. N.Z

    N.Z DSP Legend

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    Some athletes going this series. That second Padre pitcher looks pretty damn confident...
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    looks like the giants series had an effect on our guys
    homos lol
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  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    indeed... as fuck
    :poty:
     
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    Puig's right hand?
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    This last week is going to be so boring.
     
  11. BlueMouse

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    You ask, but you know.
     
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    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    the shocker is my fave
    an unexpected jolt from the ring finger is a game changer...
    good times
     
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    You've got some reference library there, huh?.
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    However, there is at least one missing where you cross your middle finger over your index finger and proceed with a twisting motion...it is known as the " good luck"...and don't bother asking how I know.
     
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  16. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    not to mention the seldom used "pine cone"...

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    and don't even get me started on role-play...
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    I prefer the come hither which is two fingers that you curl up and in as you draw out.
    I dont actulally call it that of course, I call it the fishhook but sometimes you have to mind your language so it becomes the come-hither or the 'get over here' said with the force of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

    Of course before you use the fishhook on her you should do the finger abductor motion where you stick both fingers in side by side and you pretend you are a woman working out her inner thighs in a leg abductor machine and just open and close your fingers putting pressure on the sides of those walls then releasing the pressure and have the walls collapse on your fingers.

    Once you do the abductor, then the fishhook, then....
    Im sorry, im not as agile as you young guys with the one hand.
    Past the fishhook stage i usually end up going in dual wield by then.
    There are just too many bases to cover.
    You should not forget the stretched out tendons/nerves that flow from the base of the butt to the crotch and back and forth.
    Those take a sweeping tongue though, and some force. Specially if your girl has a lot of meat on her.
    But that is just before she is ready to blow.
    So right after the tongue lashing you go in for the game changer.
    For me it is similar to the spock. But with 3 officers in the cockpit of the enterprise and 1 away in exploring the outer circles of space.
     
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    Poor finger #9.
    You know why your hand only has 9 fingers?
    Because of finger #7, that murdering cannibal.
    #9 was the only one that cared for you poor fingers too.
    You aint getting shit out of #10, the 1% know when its time to get out of dodge and he already saw what the 70 percenters did to #9 just because he has a good job that requires him to wear a suit and tie and get shit done for #10.
    But thats what being green with envy gets you.
    You end up setting such a poor example that your little child finger #2 ends up with athletes foot in his mouth.
     
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    Tonight's Dodger lineup vs. Padres:
    Taylor CF
    Seager SS
    Hernández RF
    Bellinger LF
    Forsythe 3B
    Barnes 2B
    Grandal C
    Segedin 1B
    Darvish P

    Bellinger is in LF instead of 1B because...? Kike hitting 3rd?
     
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    Bellinger is in LF instead of 1B because...? Roberts heard we needed a better LFer
    Kike hitting 3rd? He's right-handed. Wow handist!
     
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  22. N.Z

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    Hahahaha.

    Need to get Segedin those AB's before the playoffs.
     
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