FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Exactly diablo great idea for the second skit.
Musical guest number 1 straight from the gritty streets of Crimea the hit ukranian gothic black metal USA rockroll band GOTLAND?
Who wants to play the leather clad S&M loving lead singer?
Ok fine I will do my part for country of united American states of America and play the Zelensky part as long as you play the Biden and we roll these rubles for all they got before we exodus outta this glass pyramid.

 

I love ozzy so I hated dio as a teen.
Until I got out of high school and someone put a rainbow album on.
Btw couple weeks ago double rainbow appeared behind my house. No rain or clouds anywhere.
Then I went over to it and there was a huge crop circle.
Not a circle but an area that looked as if the grasses all bent down in weird patterns.
I never thought about it but what if the light of rainbows bends the grass as it hits the ground?
Either that or it is a portal to little elf like creatures similar to ronnie James and his old band mates in Elf.

I found something there where the rainbow was.
I found my old dead dog.
I had buried him there and something had dug him up.
Bear came to get out trash that night too so it might have been him but who knows.
I been finding more areas where the fields have these weirdly bent areas.
I have a theory it's probably a form of ant or grasshopper that does that.
I love man on the silver mountain for obvious reasons.
I live on an old silver mine from the previous world when all the towns from here down to chino hills in the south to rancho Cucamonga in the east and Irwindale in the west were part of one private ranch belonging to the old man who settled this place centuries ago.
Funny story when I first came to live here there wasn't any modern developments anywhere around.
I took a walk in the woods down a trail and coming up my way came an old man buck naked wearing just a sombrero and rubber boots walking a head of cattle down to the creek.. I guessed.
We didn't talk.
We nodded to each other as we passed and kept going our way looking straight ahead with my head high and neck fully erect.
Instinctively I knew not to look down.
He had a lot of cows.
It was fucking weird.
I went back down after a few minutes walking about.
Never saw him come back up the trail.
He must have taken the cows back off road so not to have to cross the area where I was now trying to live.
Never saw naked cowboy again.
And oddly enough I was about to become the #2 IT guy at naked juice which was around here back then before El niño flooded their building and the roof caved in on the IT room.
I was hired and ready to start my first day there when the head IT guy tells me that they were rescinding the job offer because he hired me on the spot but his boss didn't like that he hired me without having all the credentials.
I'm sure naked juice is still around. Their HQ was leveled by the storms soon after they did me dirty.
At the time naked was the main company in their makert with few competitors and really no direct competition. They owned the market.
Since then I don't think they done so good.
I dont know cuz I stopped drinking their shit cold.
And I was a big consumer of the product.
But by then there was jamba juices and juice it ups everywhere so fuck em I could get fresher nutrition right outside the gym.
Which I only went to for the basketball, racquetball, and the sauna and ice baths.
Weight lifting would make me go into uncontrolled yawning.
There is something weird with my muscles.
They almost seem to work like coils and springs that ball up and release energy.
When I ball them up I store energy but it makes me sleepy.

Ok rant almost over.
Not gonna put any excellent music as y'all covered it.
I'm a huge sabbath and ozzy fan but love me Dios crazy ironmaidenish fantasy metal music.

Instead I'm gonna leave you and others that are older gentleman this little bit of fantasy.
Thank God for doctors who went into it because they love their job and love saving peoples lives.

The light blinded judgmentals will be judged by the true judges who can discern heaven and hell to save a soul lost in a fishbowl.