You know what today is? 3-14: Steak and blowjob day! Retribution for enduring Valentine's Day one month ago.
Tomorrow is looming but tonight it's all about S&BJ... Married 18 years....Gotta get while the gettin's good!
Sounds like a chain of restaurants...S&BJ. If only it 'twere so...A clever entrepeneur could reap the whirlwind. Congratulations btw!
There is already BJ's pizza and brewery chain. S&BJ would be better. Specially if it was in a steakhouse in a whorehouse in vegas.
Those Vegas BJ's are highly over rated, or was that over priced? Hmmmmmmmm I wouldn't personally know though.......................
I tried to use it yesterday. Had a whole gameplan about it too. How exactly a month after Valentines day which is a day so obviously geared towards making the woman feel awesome, happy, pampered, etc... there is also a day for men to get the same treatment from their wives. Then I remembered that I didn't take my wife out anywhere for Valentines. That I havent celebrated Valentines in like 20 years. And that my wife is a Vegan who gets nauseous at the smell of cooking meat. Instead i packed another bowl of purple kale and still got me a nice sloppy pb&j with full reach around hamburger helper. Although I did have to eat a lot of that sweet potato pie first. Always best to warm up the oven before baking.
"Which do you prefer? Nymphs or satyrs"? --------------------------- Caligula, to a tribune, while administering his "wedding gift" of sodomizing his wife in front of him on his wedding night.
In jail there are worse things than being known as someone who has sex with dudes. And that is being known as someone who was forced to have sex with dudes. Its not the gay thing that is the humiliation, its the victimization. The worst hood you can claim in prison is victimhood. The V mark on your forehead is the mark that means its open season on sheep hunting and shearing. And you the sheep. And jail is like New Zealand. And you are fucked.
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