years from now, we’ll look back and say “hey, remember when comedians made fun of people?” wait, what???… that time is now? so sick of all this woke shit bruce, rickles and carlin must be rolling over in their graves don’t care if chris rock’s joke was insensitive or in poor taste comedians have to take risks i seriously doubt eddie murphy, sam kinnison or andrew dice clay ever pulled up on a joke because it might have hurt someone’s feelings fuck other people’s feelings
if the comedians back down any more than they already have its over we need more Chappelle types to stand up and face this woke shit down honestly have to mention Gervais and Gutfeld and maybe even Maher where are you Seinfeld? anyone?
only comedians that are real comedians are once that are canceled or have been and no longer care everyone else is either on the safe side or riding the fence pole ,might as well play to the busy body church lady aunties afternoon talk shit show crowd
if someone calls you an unsavory word. and you are in a protected class and they are not you can hit that person for offending you with that word and if the person happened to day instantly because of the blow you will be found innocent of all charges and probably not even be taken into custody at all instead you are most likely to find yourself being called a hero and praised for standing up to yourself even if you are a young fit man and you hit an frail elderly geriatric who can die from anyone unleashing their power on them you will still be good its now a precedent in the law because it happened in a del taco we in the time of jujedment where we will all be jujed majorly the time of juj majuj time to dodge if you can dodge or stand integral like chris rock who was shaken but not stirred kept to his namesake unrocked unlike wills will smelted like plastic not metal pounded by hammersmiths both get hot but plastic smells burnt thats how it is when your balls get too hot willpower is your balls calling the shots when you should be on god given will who cares if you a hollywood god when chris rock is a comedy giant thats why giants are literally the bigger men and can take a gods ephemeral punch no matter whose got size and weight its not the size of your muscles that count its how you can ball up your tendons and loose them like a whip that makes power and a tendon is just a more practical or mechanical type of nerve which is what rocks are made of if you really break them down its all the same minerals too the same stuff inside me and you except will smith hes made out plastic the 'academy' should get wb to offer him the plastic man role in the next dc team up movie just so the 'media' can make jokes
Meanwhile, the gift bags to all nominees contain a Scottish plot of land and the corresponding Lord/Lady title. And these people want to pretend they're in touch with common people and want to champion our causes. Shut the fuck up already. Ricky Gervais is about the only one in Hollywood that I respect at this point.
maybe you should open a comedy shithole for dirtbag comics i would sharpen up some material that never gets old like some hickory dickery dock shit the world needs some dice play again while im not some a young wizard like harry im old enough to be a hairy wizard that gives them the the kind of hardcore d and d they been looking for cuz the old dice man getting a little too close to the clay if you know what i mean ay-o! speaking of which, since yall love good art how bout i show you a raging volcano and lokis offspring jormungandr coming out from between the hairy mountains on the dark side of uranus thats some real funky xenu shit tom cruise would be jumping out his couch its like a representation of the genesis story as told by the guy with the cult to diana-ethics which is the modern equivalent to the cult of diana let me know when you know where im going with this our world is run by illegal aliens from another continent the continent of the incontinent ruled by rulers of the sea where everything is fluid and everything is deep and murky and everything is superficial and light well so far for the comedy cant help but get preachy maybe i should do both why not at the same time in one act aimed at the audience like a mass exorcisim that you pay for with a two drink minimum and dont be cheap tip your beerwench even if hes not pretty
the lair was entirely illegal and you might get away w it for a minute they control you with the licenses i had a blues night that got shout outs from KCSN and Ann the raven check the videos of blues night it was epic but no money was made lol https://www.facebook.com/10020-182148461825039
dang that place was huge you basically run a club in an industrial area so the community could chill dance and play music without even charging a cover that is literally gods work too bad they making god illegal you need permits to worship properly hmmm how to get away on a technicality hmmm how would a rabbi do it? he would make it so everyone had a merry and blessed time!
It queer ( in the original sense of the word) that a very early on victim of cancel culture was Bill Maher himself...with Politically Incorrect. He's smart enough to realize the potential holocaust just over the horizon for the Dems and attempts to use his Fri. night bully pulpit as a prophetic warning, like Elijah on the dock before the Pequod sailed. "I alone survived"... And thinking about an unlikely, although welcomed collapse, should Biden be whisked away and put in an asylum with Renfield, dining on delicious spiders, etc., then K. Harris and the "passage her time brilliance" would be in charge. Is this what " be careful what you wish for" means, actually?? And should some cataclysmic event remove her...then Nancy Pelosi. Then, probably Dave Roberts. Crucify us all on the Tree of Woe. It's alive! It's alive! Colin Clive said it best way back in the thirties...man are we in fucking trouble or what ? Man, the whole country could be turned in poor Cody Bellinger.
the first thing I thought of was that in 1883, there must have been a bent Javan art cult. Or east of Java. Like the east Village... " Gay Krakatoa" ? Fabulous eruption find, Rube.
Yes, sorry for your trouble. When I hear or read something like this these days, it always seems to circle back to fentanyl.
Then, that's even sadder than anything else could be. It's simply a monumental struggle for so many kids these days. I'm glad I grew up when I did. I am fortunate for that.
Bruce Willis with some bad news about his health. He has aphasia, which shuts down his ability to speak. After two films this year, then that will be it for him. Usually a result of strokes, but his is a slow growing brain tumor. Really sad news. I met him once in Bayonne, NJ, when he asked me for a light. Bullshitted with him for a little while between takes. He was genuinely a nice, likeable guy, as regular as any one of us. I wish him well.
