DBB wasting another pitcher for another loss. Genius. The fucking allstar break cannot get here soon enough. Seriously, I am ready for next year when we have a new GM and can play a whole fucking year with an actual MLB team.
I would love to look at the bright side but I have forgotten what it is like to score runs competitively. I am even losing faith in Ethier and Kemp.
It would be awesome if Baker swallowed his toothpick and had to be rushed to the hospital and the stretcher ran over Bruce's foot while smashing into Cueto's hand only to careen wildly into Votto's oblique.
Some guy behind me said I wasn't a real fan because I was texting during pitches. Wasn't texting A-Hole. I was ripping this shitty team on the internet. I'm out. See you guys in 30 minutes. There will be no traffic because nobody goes to these games. I did come late though. Like a true fan