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  1. LAdiablo

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    walking out of costco watching old people struggle to push their carts up the hill across those things
    and helped the lady in front of me pick up the things that fell out of her cart going down hill
    well thought out
    just off the top of my head how about mounting a laser eye across the hand rails mounted everywhere and having the blind or seeing impaired have reflective material that makes a sound when crossing the eye?
    pretty sure that wouldn't have made anyone too much money but it would have been nice for the rest of civilization
     
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    wait so in Diablos America the blind have to wear a special sign that marks them as different just so they can be shot at with lazers?
    i guess lazers are better than gas chambers
    and why do you want them to stay out of sight?
    are their natural state not enough of a handicap that you wish them to live in ghettos away from the eyes of the rest of the world?
    is the laser guidance symbol you want them to wear a star and is it yellow too in keeping with the bumps?
    :D
     
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    perfect answer
     
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    i want them to receive an electric shock as a reminder they are inferior
     
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    I have been wanting to get some of those for my dogs
    across the mountain down a bit there is a house with some chickens in the backyard
    my dogs are used to roaming the hills from glendora to laverne to san dimas.
    but i need to cut their roaming distance short
    because as of now they are fenced in
    you dont want to know what they did to those chickens
    it was a bloodbath.
    and i got an earful from a distraught wife
    apparently the chickens were pets
    chickens arent pets, they are food
    if they would have had a real pet their chickens would probably still be alive
    but a giant backyard filled with chicks and no german shepherd to guard the flock... just asking for my sly dogs to tear them chicks apart.
     
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    i used one for my akita that passed a couple of years ago
    as a young animal it could launch over a 5 ft fence and i had to go w the shock fence and it worked fwiw
     
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    yeah i had a pair of buff dalmador/pitbull mixes who could just fly out too, I had to keep adding wood slats to the top of my fences till they looked butt ugly.
     
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    Watch it. Some of my best friends are chickens.
     
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    they are just doorbell wire loops and a plug in base
    a lot less work and probably cost as well
     
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    A yellow star?
    Man, this is getting positively Nazi ish.
     
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    Congrats fam

    Not a parent in the traditional sense but women do call me zaddy fwiw
    Anyways check this book out

    https://www.amazon.com/Happiest-Baby-Block-Harvey-Karp/dp/0553381466

    Im pretty sure you already are but also vaccinate your child lol
     
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    Where did you hear about that book? It looks like an celeb-hyped, daytime talk show book. Do you have that book sitting on your coffee table when you have women over?
     
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    but you didn't say legally blind
    you said blind
    ie unable to see
    racist
     
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    Who are you to determine what or what's not a pet? Or food?
     
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    Chickens are food, Dogs are pets and Sheep are not for sex.
    Deal with it N.Z.
     
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    Damn, nice reply.
     
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    Blind people are food? Or am I getting this wrong?
    Soylent yellow?
     
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    someone is smoking an aggressive strain of sativa these days...
     
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