"McCain calling for urine tests" ...to see if he can recognize the flavor from his recent golden showers??
you knoooooooooooooow Wilson could earn his rookie stripes by fessing up in advance... the only problem was that he wasn't it the pool... but that's a minor issue...
Better question, which players swallowed some water after x player(s) peed in the pool and did they themselves accidentally swallow some water.