The Koufax Random Thoughts Thread

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    Yasiel Puig is like an object in space.


    Brightest stars create the blackest of holes.
     
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    Yasiel Puig is like a puppy. Can fetch a ball, but isn't very good at baseball.
     
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    If the front office has a plan, but doesn't execute it, is it a plan?
     
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    If a man has 4 balls, how does he walk?
     
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    What an appropriate first post for this thread.

    Your brain is reminiscent of space, ...a complete vacuum.
     
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    If he isn't lazy, he runs to first base.
     
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    The first amphibians to touch land were looking for towels.
     
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    Does anyone else wish they were a bird ?? Not to fly, but so you could shit white?
     
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    If Bruce Jenner had tits he'd be.......oh wait.
     
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    :friedman:
     
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    Why do Asians push shopping carts like they drive cars?
     
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    Don't know.. but after nearly 200 nights in Asia let me assure everyone that the crazy Asian drivers we see here in the States ARE THE GOOD DRIVERS...No Shit. holy cow you guys have NO IDEA how bad they drive over there
     
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    Try driving in Rome, where vehicles are just aimed, not driven. Fuggedaboudit.
    And they make some of the best motors in the world...
     
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    Yep. True that, Been to Rome, they drive crazy over there too... but nowhere near as bad as the Asians... Not close
     
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    The Europeans don't stop at crosswalks either. Anywhere.

    Watch your step there or you're road kill.
     
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    not to mention that some of them drive on the wrong side of the road, as in Hong Kong, so looking both ways means actually looking both ways
     
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    Northern Ireland too. But the right turn is always interesting.
     
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    Yeah southern REAL Ireland is the same craziness with fern covered rock walls inches from the roadside... beautiful but deadly. Drove the family from Dublin to Limerick via Tullemore (for some Dew of course) and around the Ring of Kerry and it's a gorgeous country.

    Still an average drive through Shenzhen or Guangzhou is enough to test your sanity.
     
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    Dunes and cliffs between TJ and Rosarito at night.
     
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    that's because those northern ckunts are still under british rule

    tis beautiful
    kerry county is where the irish of my klan hail from
     
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