DODGERS: Offseason Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. Bluezoo

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    The Nedness is like the Never Ending Story, if you guys saw that film when you were kids....The Nothing. Grey and still for all eternity.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    The title song was unbearable; by that Kajagoogoo douche kid.
     
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    I was thinking of your statement a little while ago that the Emperor has no clothes and as you said awhile ago Bud doesn't.
     
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    Oh yes...and yet another similarity with Nedness.
     
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    http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/n...1116&content_id=25987958&vkey=news_la&c_id=la

    Sweet, second biggest market team and we are going to have a fucking payroll under $100M, what a fucking joke! Fuck McCourt, fuck Selig, fuck the rest of the MLB owners and fuck Ned.
     
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    BTW, don't let Harang's number fool you. His numbers last year away from Petco:

    4.70 ERA, 1.647 WHIP and an opponent's line of .317/.374/.504/.878
     
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    These are the years we're gonna look back on in complete disgust once this organization gets right.
     
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    Harang is fucking ugly, come on ned, only guys who will bring in a hot wife!
     
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    remember when the Dodgers had a really good looking team?

    memories.
     
  11. CapnTreee

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    You've got your priorities in the right place. To hell with ERA and WHIP...
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    I still like ERA and WHIP

    ERA: Exciting round ass... Basically you rate the guy based on how good of an "Exciting Round Ass" he can bring in
    WHIP: When He's In Pussy... Then you rate the guy on how fast a normal guy could be in pussy.
     
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    Defense is cheaper but will we win with it? Is this game about payroll or winning?
     
  14. CapnTreee

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    So there is an over/under on the standard speed a normal guy gets into pussy? Ooooooooh. Normal as compared to what...LADiablo??
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    According to sabr studies, 1.00 is standard rate; Anything under and you are great, anything over and you need to work on your game
     
  16. CapnTreee

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    "sabr studies" and "1.00 is standard rate"... what does that mean? So to be normal one must bag and tag 1.00 per every attempt? How can anyone get lower than 1.00? To bag two in a single attempt? My dweeb engineer brain needs to know.
     
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    I stated this over on the evil website, but it may bear repeating...this is the Ned formula of off season filling out the roster. Only a few people can understand it, like Einstein's Theory when it was first published. Those few who have eventually grasped it's complete meaning, have all committed suicide.
    Don't try....there is danger within....
     
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    Well, I don't know if you guys have checked the stats lately, but my WHIP is 0.23 this year.
     
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    I saw your stats, and it looks like this can be attributed to a very low BABIP of .150 (BABIP standing for Booty (or boobies) Average of Balls in Pussy)... Meaning, sure you're getting that WHIP rate real low, but it can be attributed to luck in the type of pussy you are getting
     
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    1.00 is a standard time it takes to get "Into the pussy"... It is taken by the advance study of the average of all males to get into one every year. So if you are beating the average, you go below 1.00, but if you're not, then you go above the 1.00

    basic math really
     
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