AJ Ellis Facts...

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  1. Bluezoo

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    When Stephen Hawking has a problem he can't solve, he speed dials AJ for the solution.
     
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    AJ's initials are O.B.P
     
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    And he tells him to walk it off.
     
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    Matt Kemp is in fact A.J. Ellis in disguise.
     
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    if aj ellis wanted to improve he would emulate aj ellis
     
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    AJ Ellis beat Derek Zoolander in a walkoff.
     
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    AJ Ellis created the Fus Roh Dah shout.
     
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    In the beginning, AJ Ellis created Heaven and the earth.
     
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    AJ Ellis can build a snowman out of rain
     
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    AJ Ellis can start a campfire under water.
     
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    AJ Ellis can kill two stones with one bird.
     
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    AJ doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair does not grow on steel
     
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    AJ is the only player to walk away from Alyssa Milano.
     
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    And teach him how to walk...
     
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    When AJ Ellis goes to a marathon he walks it, and wins it...
     
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    Ice cold, man...ice cold.
    I'm afraid this one might make him stupid.
     
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    Pop quiz, Hotshot. It's the 9th inning of a tied ballgame, you're pitching and there are runners at First and Second with nobody out. What do you do?

    Answer: Throw the ball directly at the hitter and watch AJ Ellis turn it into a Triple Play.
     
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    AJ trained his dog to pick up his own poop because AJ Ellis will not take shit from anyone
     
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    AJ Ellis taught his dog to walk itself.
     
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    AJ's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd... no one fools AJ Ellis.
     
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