Kasten: Andrew.... One Thing. Friedman: Yeah Boss? Kasten: Fuck this hire up and you're fired. Friedman: No worries. I've got my best calculator on the job. Kasten: Oh vey!
Kapler: Let's see. Oh man. GNC shipped. Lotion shipped. Oh sweet. My book shipped! How to manage a baseball team for dummies. Oh shit! I won that bid for lunch with Tony Robbins! I'm going to kill that next interview!
Kershaw: Hey Andrew. Yasiel has got to go after the season. I've had enough. SVS: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. But I can't wait to tell my dad.
Bochy: Hey. You're kinda cute. Do you like orange? Pumpkins? Halloween? Performance enhancing drugs? And I'm not talking for sports. Grainkey: HA..uh... whoa creepy fucking Homo. Not so funny Bruce. Bochy: Oh. You'll learn. Trust me. Grainkey: ummm, check please!
REPORTER: "Are you guys actively shopping Puig?" FARHAN: "Why, because he's Hispanic? That's the problem with you guys... you see a guy coming from another country, another culture, and you figure he has to be a troublemaker. Like me. I can see it in your eyes. You figure than because I'm from Pakistan that I must be a terrorist. Well, I'm not. I happen to be an educated man. An educated AMERICAN man!!! But just because I hail from a middle eastern country, you naturally assume I must be some sort of crazed fanatical psychopath..." FRIEDMAN: "Um, I don't think that's what he's saying..." REPORTER: "No, I'm not at all..." FARHAN: "Oh, my bad. Carry on."
Kapler: Here we go. Andrew texting... Probably asking to meet me and tell me about my new job. What? They went with Roberts? FML. Hey. I wonder if..... yeah, I'm gonna call Jim Buss.
Reporter: Andrew. What is the update with Greinke? Friedman: We're not discussing him and we're discussed bringing him back. So I will leave it at that. Reporter: God damn you Sark. Get your drunk ass out of here.
Roberts: I want to thank all of you for coming on such short notice this Friday evening. So I'll make it short. I was informed that Zack left to sign a deal with Arizona. I quit!