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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. RubeRedux

    RubeRedux Active Member

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    No, fuck point to ament.
    That was point to you.
    You just dont remember who is keeping score... And how!

    Jesus is a time traveler.
    Bullies are nephilim.
    Time works different when you go up and down instead of following the Cardinals.
    God works in mysterious ways.
     
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    and then came rome and his clones
    i lasted a couple of months
     
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    Rome and his clones.
    Catholic government and protestant governments.

    So after a couple of months where does the devil go when not in Rome?

    In the 90s I used to listen to a wacky late night show that would low-key mock Rome and his clones daily. It was called The Sports Gods. One of the hosts eventually got fired for all the mocking of the star morning host. The other guy cleaned up his act and become a regular host on the radio and is probably still working.
    Anyone remember that show?
     
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    Watching the Mets Old Timers Day intros, Bobby Valentine ( whose hair is white now) , when introduced, came out with a jet black mustache glued or taped on his face.
    I don't know how many people got it, but does anybody else remember when he got tossed from a game as Met manager, and sneaked back into the dugout in a Groucho Marx type disguise ?
    It's still one of the flat out funniest things I've ever seen in baseball ever.
     
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    That's some great managing.
    Who wouldn't want to play for a manager like that.

    https://www.mlb.com/cut4/on-this-da...-was-ejected-but-wore-a-disguise-in-the-dugou
     
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  7. rube

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    Btw this was a bad take.
    Obviously.
    Now for a worse take...
    I initially thought the person that died was Portia.
    And was like... Ellen needs some sympathy right about now cuz of all the bad press.
    But it was a stupid comment/take either way.

    Whoops, dang frontal lobe failed me again!
     
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    so now there's two of you?
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    sorry bud, Bear sounds like a really good guy
    needed to hear something like that
     
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    Can't remember the last time my pup, lil miss daisy, pissed where she shouldn't have - been giving her good girl treats for at least a couple months now every time she goes where I want her to go - I find it absolutely hilarious that she takes a long drink of water every time right before she pees so she can start the brewing process of the next piss for the next treat
     
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  14. rube

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    Yeah my freya was raised by socialists who kept her in a cage when she was inside the house but also pampered her with all kinds of toys, treats, designer kibble, training, and professional grooming.

    Now she eats regular kibble mixed with wet food but I give her a big bowl of meat a few days a week.
    And she goes out and kills rodents and chases the coyotes chasing the deer.
    She has my old queen bed since it's too soft for me now.
    She never pees in the house.
    At first she peed like once a week for like 2 months.
    It might have been a dominance thing with the cats. It would only happen at night.
    But since she been running in the wild and her pampering is not so chaotically nice she has become great at waiting to go outside. She won't even poop there. She waits till I decide to open the gate for the yard and goes out to shit by the power pole.

    Moral of my long ass story I'm cutting for time is that when you are a socialist parent with all the treats for good behaviour the little brats grow up into the perfect conniving devious little rats you are sorta programming them to be when they eventually evolve and gain a little more sentience.
    Which is what happens when you program something.
    It gains more and more intelligence.
    Until it can see through the weak ploys of socialism.
    And learns it's ultimate conclusion.
    Rebellion.

    You need the cut that off at the pass.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh wait it I think I read it wrong lol.
    She DOES pee where she supposed to.
    Good girl.

    I need to do some more of that positive reinforcement.
    I hand out treats kinda randomly.
    Probably not good.
    I don't know how to raise a pet properly.
    I think I used to give them way too much freedom.
    Either way I probably need reading glasses or something.
    Been misreading plenty lately.
     
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    Sure...all dogs from Rin Tin Tin to Fido, become good pets through associative behaviour and repetition. Even K9 war hero dogs get there the same way.
    Sometimes, not often, they will make a mistake and have a misstep...we all do.
    Why, even presidents pee themselves sometimes...or worse.
     
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    especially younger animals can at times have a very strong will that seems overwhelming at first but really they are just unbridled spirits
    takes time and wisdom to read your breed and personality without resorting to spanking or physical reprimand
    took me a while to figure that out but man what a difference when your animal reacts from understanding and not fear
    always felt the first years of a kid a pretty similar
     
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    Great post from a true dog lover.
     
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    I'm shocked and it's complete news to me when people get visibly angry at their pets for doing animal ty
     
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    sign of an insufficiency in their person
     
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