FEDIT POLITICS Thread

- all the points for copying my schtick... again
- points for me for making a joke at your expense, i fell to the temptation, im a bad boy
but you didn't understand what i meant though, so maybe its a win win?

btw i dont manipulate words cap, i studied french one semester in high school so i know what im doing.
and i have never liked the word specious, its a pretty meaningless word that tends to be a false friend to the person using it.
but hey, we all get to pick how we use our friends, amiright?

and my hillbilly stuff is not faux humility you entitled good guy
i left school as a sophomore in high school
i have a mountain of trash in the back and two broken cars
i have another broken truck in the front
my front tooth is chipped and so is the one next to it and my jaw is literally slack because when a tooth gets bad you yank it out when you are a hillbilly
by the grace of god and the help of my family we can have a household where nobody makes over 12k a year.
i make less than 1k a month, i get everything else through barter but i dont really get a lot of things because many come free.
but you are right, i am rich as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
you don't want to talk about me and the po' card
there is no such thing but the way
po is a way of life and its the ethic behind work ethic
the way of the poor righteous brothers and the melody of freedom
its the only way to stay safe and the only way to grow right
or get back to where you once belonged
its the rod that you put on the stalk so it doesn't go right or left
either way you turn you will turn into the corral, the church, the kirk, the kike.
you will never get away from the kike if you go left or you go right
you must keep on the straight and narrow path of being working poor
it is the ONLY WAY you can be in touch with the actual majority.
it is the ONLY WAY you can know what they know and what they need not just what they want.
it is how you split the rest of the public cow so everyone has a steak or at least a little flap meat for carne asada when its time to get public again.
it is the opposite of touchy feely democracy or the wealthy who cry to the middle class and poor to help fund the hungry and the needy with charitable donations that always end up rarely going to the hungry and the needy but the the wealthy allies of the touchy feely religion of democracy.

im rich bitch and i invest in avocado futures and cherimoya presents.
then again i am actually eating a cup of instant noodles
haven't in years but someone just handed me a cup
weird coincidence?
or maruchan for the win!

 

You missed the boat again senorita at the dock of the bay.
A thing that does not do its thing is no longer that thing when that thing is no thing but an ideal thing.
Capitalism done wrong is not capitalism. China and Russia are capitalist countries now according to academia.

Cap, I actually use a kettle pretty often.
I don't have access to gas up here so I have to use wood to heat water often.
Specially in the fireplace.
Yet my kettle is not black nor leaky.
I take care of it.
Just in case I need to hit a snake over the head with it.

 

aww how sweet, you used to be poor when you were wittle
you know who couldnt hold my lunch?
you
because it might give you acid reflux
i used hold in a different way cap, keep up

who the fuck cares what sides gets offended cap
don't be such a fag and get your head out the sand

admit i have a flare are you trying to say im gay like liberace?
but stop fanning my ass because you like to do that a lot
i know you like me in a no homo way and thats ok
just don't blow smoke up my ass
unless its prewarmed
because the next day you are bound to get your panties in a bunch when i talk to the other girl with the horns in her hair

let me push that faux humility to the opposite sprectum
i have to try hard NOT to turn a phrase
i have to constantly self edit because i hate meaningless wordplay
most wordplay is bad even when its not meaningless
and since some may not get the wordplay that flows by mere chance
i cut it out because i hate to come off like the type of smug asshole that goes around playing with words
because im a smug asshole that has a tendency to go around playing with words
im a showoff sure.. but on the inside
so we all gotta know our faults, our limitations... that is one of mine so i try to limit it as much as possible
not because i actually hate it, i love it
like i love taffy... but its horrible for my molars
alls i can do and in my religion that's all good and the only perfect that isn't the enemy of that's all good.
i sell myself to slavery and then tell the guy with the whip how to do his job
i stopped paying for netflix and instead watch youtube movies with ads
take that level of faux humble!
you cannot compete and should not even try
i shop at the 97 cent store cuz damn those corporate 99 cents only fuckers... ONLY, how dare they!
the dollar store is my new jam because if you forget your wifes birthday or your anniversary you can get far with 12 dollars worth of red heart ballons from the dollar store
i know this cap, i know this cap... from experience
this is the type of priceless life experience you can only get from living at my level
you can apply this philosophy to any problem in your life, probably

why do you think the only rule here is dont be a douche
this site is about me and i am who i am and i am what i am and i like to eat yam when its not from a can or a violent ancient cult based around the myth of the god of the ocean current.
now you may come from the land of the ice and snow but i come from the land of the golden eagle and the black jaguar.
my father is from a land where peace means war and you better speak loud and fast and walk slow and low ese...
and my name is ursus horribilis the polar bear in the desert oasis that's the foothills of them thar hills all around you and your precious
comin getcha every time you come with all that cacophony
even if you give me credit i gotta hit you with the reality glyph
credits a game and i dont like to pay to play that game
other than the credit that comes when you give me a high five
i know you a player in this game of life
but you gotta live what you preach
which is very hard when your preachin is rhetorical and theoretical
or maybe its pretty easy?

 

Many people eat food together Cap.
Then one guy becomes a robber.
And a thief comes with the natural bonus skill of backstab.
I once had this friend at work who thought the owner was a super greater guy than he possibly could be and that he was her friend and that the new manager was 'nice' and that it was not true what some of the guys in the warehouse and the ladies that run the numbers and clean the toilets think that maybe she is a little too nice... with the married boss.
They had known each other for 10 years at least that i know of before she came to work with us.
Before that she was the sales rep assigned to our company from our key supplier.
She would eat with us and the owner frequently when we had company lunches or potlucks on fridays or whatever.
Today she found out the owner was not her friend and had lied to her face repeatedly. That the manager was not so nice to put it nicely. And that her relationship with the owner was not a personal friendship but a professional one where the manager is always going to be right and the owner is always going to take the managers side but do it in a slick chinese democracy kind of way.
There is nothing more cold blooded and backstabbing than an 'its just business' from someone you think is your buddy.

Now im sorry but I don't meet a bunch of strange dudes I dont know.
Nothing personal, im sure you are all a bunch of swell fellows and I do have a mind to see yall one day. Just has not happened yet.
Many other sports sites meet and eat and kick the ball around.
We just got introduced to a whole world of forum and blogger softball.
Who knew?
I used to do that in the 90s in north hollywood in a salvadorian and armenian basketball league with short white shorts.
after the games it was a big potluck at the park with lots of carne asada and beer and everyones family and friends
now maybe you guys had a sort thing going similar to this
but has it carried on?

Now you and Diablo have an issue.
And you guys have carried on for many decades of friendship.
This issue is your issue and not our issue.
See what I been doing?
Its called tanking and pulling aggro.
To pull you off Diablo because the rest of us don't want to see the carnage.
Yall gotta put on the gloves and duke it out but not here.
This is not about all the friends you made eating tri tip with the DSP guys.
I wasn't trying to sound harsh earlier but that really needs to be sorted out after.
You first need to sort your shit out with Diablo in person and direct in a cozy room with direct eye contact.
Without talking about Trump.
Have that conversation first. The one where nobody brings up Trump for the entire time you are hanging out.
Talk about anything else.
Have strong words with each other and get to a resolution.
The only way either of you can do that is to tread lightly but talk straight without wishy washy talk.
And by lightly as in why so serious.
Or lightly as in anti-gravity helium laughing gas.
Sometimes.
Every now and then.
But your arguments have to be more practical than philosophical.
Nobody cares about the facts they care about how it works.
You have to hit him in the gut and knock him out not beat him up by making better points.
You both have to be real.
If you really don't harmonize anymore well that's that for now and maybe later things change when the weather is different.
Or maybe you risk a fight to the death in order to save each others life?
But please, do it offsite.
Or else I won't speak so nicely next time.

 

that guy sounds like a fag
not the good kind that do the reach around dance
but the faggy kind who supports the normalization and promotion of the unfortunate glitch in the matrix that is the chaos and tragedy of an unwanted pregnancy that leads to the prematurely ending of a life.
Its shitty and should be always seen and felt as something shitty and acknowledged that shitty things sometimes happen.
its an evil thing to do or have happen to you.
just as evil as any of us guys who fuck chicks we aren't together with
its like taffy
its bad for you even though its tastes good
but every time you take your shot you risk her getting knocked up
few months later she decides to end the pregnancy
and maybe you and her broke up or it was a one nighter and you never saw her again
you may have never knew you got her pregnant
much less that she ended it without your consent
that happens all the time
maybe she knows you are not going to be happy
there are lots of weird mindfuck type reasons why the majority of abortions happen
i know
if your girl ever tells you she is pregnant and you think you are being a supportive guy like this guy in this image and tell your girl that she is free as an independent woman with the right to her body to do whatever the fuck she wants to do with that fetus and not to worry about your feelings since you are just the seed donor and are not the one who is actually going to carry it inside their body.... then you are a huge faggot.
because you put it all on her shoulders
all the pressure of life and death
while her hormones are all fucking up
and you are trying to creep away

those are the kind of faggots running your society cap.
they are all snake wizards profiting off the backs of women on their backs and devouring their babies as they pop out or before if they can get it in smoothie form.
they are faggot vampire snake cult demons
in case i accidentally got a little wordy and i wasn't making myself clear
they eat babies
sucking each other off like you diablo and sometimes irish do is a bad vice you know like smoking or marlboros or drinking energy drinks.
sodomy is no laughing matter
well... ok so there are lots of jokes to be mined out of sodomy
but you know its never gonna end up well in the end.
yet its still nowhere near close to eating babies
eating babies is literally the worst thing that people on this planet do
humans don't do shit like that
snake wizards who promote the free proliferation of the medical procedure to end a pregnancy

 

It is a human, and it is alive. So it doesn't have any rights?

You talk about rights often. Things like right to healthcare, rights to this, rights to that.
Isn't the most fundamental right of all not to have your life taken by another. When does that right start?

 

agreed
pro choice up until there’s a heartbeat
even then, abortion should be a last resort

 

That's five weeks.