My favorites are AJ Ellis will see more pitches than Juan Uribe will in his lifetime and AJ Ellis doesn't swing... he waits.
LOL, I love this one: "The Dodgers were actually forced into bankruptcy after foolishly sponsoring A.J. Ellis in a walk-a-thon."
When Chuck Norris pitched for the Texas Rangers he recorded 2,152 consecutive outs, then he faced AJ Ellis.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of A.J. Ellis is called logic