AJ Ellis Facts...

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  1. blueplatespecial

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    A.J. Ellis can take a pitch with his eyes shut.
     
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    A.J. Ellis doesn't swing during batting practice.
     
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    The pitching machine can't find the strike zone for A.J. Ellis.
     
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    lmao
     
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    And if a 95 mph fastball should stray a little wide, A.J. Ellis reaches up with his bare hand and pulls it in for a strike.
     
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  7. CapnTreee

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    ...I don't usually discuss catchers but when I do I prefer dos AJ Ellis...
     
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    Kenley shook off Ellis
     
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    Ellis is the reason everyone walked In the 9th
     
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  10. chris

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    They looked at Him as He said... "walk". And they did what He told them.
     
  11. irish

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    actually, he spoke to them in latin...

    vereor nusquam "fear nothing..."
    ambulamus "we are walking..."
    nihil habeo quod magus dicam "i have nothing more to say..."
     
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    Often Ellis is seen waving his hand as the ball comes closer...he was heard saying "that is not the pitch I was looking for".
     
  13. irish

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    superman owns a pair of aj ellis pajamas
     
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    AJ created OBP
     
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    aj's watch has no numbers on it
    it just says, time to get on base
     
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    After A.J. Ellis fucks women he helps them improve their technique on the 'walk of shame'
     
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    LMAO
     
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    GROOOANNN: "When AJ Ellis goes out for Chinese food, he makes sure he can cover the entire plate and often leaves with a wok." :laff:
     
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    i see what you did there
     
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    LOL @ "A.J. Ellis can make the Kessel Walk in under 4 pitches. "
     

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