DODGERS OFF-TOPIC Thread

I liked Ellen's early joke.

"We could see some surprises. 12 years a slave could win best picture or you can all be racists"

 

Yeah, she was pretty damn good last night. I liked the joke about the Liza Minelli impersonator, when she said, "nice job sir". I think Liza was pissed.
The most incredible arguments for never getting plastic surgery (facial anyway) was Kim Novak and an almost unrecognizable Goldie Hawn.
Are you fucking kidding? When she walked out, I thought Degeneres had made a mistake....the I heard the voice.
Faye Dunaway, who looks like the Joker now, is beautiful compared to these two. damn.
You've come a long way from Laugh In, Goldie.
Anybody seen Wayne Newton lately?
Scary, man, scary....

 

Got in 18 holes yesterday, played the back 9 first with some friends doing an impromptu captains choice. Didn't help the team much until the last 3, all of which resulted in birdies. On 16 it was my tee shot, the only one in the fairway. On 17 a shortish par 5, my second was 3 feet outside my buddies second, and just off the green. We all missed the 12 footer for eagle (we suck). On the 18th, an easy 4 par, it was my drive and my second-which I dropped about 11 inches from the cup. Kick in birdie.

Went to the front on my own since they had already played. Joined a twosome on the 4th tee and immediately the Asian in the group commented on my Dodgers hat. Yup, he was a Pumpkin fan. We ribbed each other the rest of the way in, and he was pretty cool actually.

Long story short, played with friends on back 9 = had a great time. Played with strangers on the front 9 = had a great time.

 

these are totally badass. i bought mine in best buy and paid a little more but i love it. you turn it on and stick it in your car and it turns on with the noise of your alarm/door etc. at night. when you park and turn off the car it shuts off in 2 minutes.
http://www.amazon.com/MLB-Angeles-D...8&qid=1394002832&sr=8-98&keywords=power+decal

 

Is that Nash. Fuck him and his fraud career.

 

LOL.

He's a system player who robbed Kobe's 2 mvp awards and is currently robbing the Lakers of 27 million.

 

Haha I know man they are paying him a lot of money and they might let him go this summer if he doesn't get any healthier. He is working his ass off though trying to get back to where he once was but father time has caught up to him and I don't see him on the Lakers next season. I hope he signs with the Suns and retires whenever he does decide to retire. I can sympathize with Nash cause I have some bad issues with my back and I know how hard it is on him.. back injuries are fucking shite mate

Check out these videos if you have some time. There is some pretty good insight on what he is going through atm.

 

Fuck Steve Nash.

 

With or without Nash that Laker team is fucking pretty shit this year. What the fuck happened to Kobe?? Did he die or some shit?? At least you guys will end up with a pretty good draft pick in the draft.

So how about those Suns this year??

 

I say the same thing to these "clippers fans" enjoy it while it lasts and consider the bandwagon closed when you want to get back on.

Wtf is a clippers fan? Give me a break.

When I was growing up you would have a better chance finding Bigfoot than a clippers or angles fan.

 

I've been trying to read Ulysses by James Joyce for like 3 years now. Finally finished the second chapter or "episode."

Anyone here actually finished this thing?