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  1. LAdiablo

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    “These relievers, it was a limited spring for them too. So, they really haven't gotten the work they normally would in a regular year with an extended spring training. I’m glad we won the game. It wasn’t all that bad for him to go out and throw that many pitches really,” he said.
     
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    Put the end of the braves game on to watch Kenley's inning and the announcers starting the inning by licking his balls thoroughly
     
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    hmmm...
    i wonder if its covered by medicare under medical devices
    you guys should be making calls to aarp to send some lobbysts to fix the laws
    our old guys are gonna go through a different type of war
    and need a different type of prosthetic
    shit back in the day the health of your prostate was the health of the state
    and religion was about making babies who all shared the same father
    the unknown one
    but i guess thats how communism starts
    im just it still felt good when a girl was fondling your testes
    even if the girl was being paid to fondle your testes by big brother
    thats why its best not to think about how the sausage is made
    if you think about things too much you end up at the all the correct ends
    men are from mars and woman are evil but thats because venus is in retrograde
    which means that while everything wants to go right in the universe venus goes left
    we might think its just cuz
    cuz venus is a rebel
    just wants to be contrarian to the flow
    and instead of wanting to crash into the sun
    its trying to get all the way back to the rings of uranus
    circling back to the topic at hand
    anal plugs are a medical device fully recognized
    how do i know this?
    i used to be a nurse just like the joker
    and had to use them on my patients
    i didnt want to at first but i was told it was the protocol for their issue
    so i did the deed while telling them stories about history or myth or a fantasy world of my own
    just babbling on to entertain them
    while i was shoving the plug up their ass
    to get their mind off the violation
    kinda like a hoor making the customer feel better about himself
    i was groomed for this kinda earth work
    been doing it since before i could ride a bike
    and i know im not humble with my brags
    but im the best of the best
    because ive never stopped working
    my brand of health care
    sure it hurts a bit
    but i always distract you
    and make sure lubes at hand
    for the weaker ones
    that dont like it rough
    but thats why venus still shines
    because it likes it rough
    and the friction makes the heat
    the heat that makes the sparks
    that make the moon drop its salt
    that makes water bitter
    and bloodies the river
    that gives mary her flow
     
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    Its their job to make the pain go down easy.
    thats why ownership pays them the big bucks.
     
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    It was bound to happen. We dodged him being pollock.
     
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    I miss Orel, I cannot stand to hear EK say Barnsy 1 more time.
     
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    So does BZ
    Perhaps you can help each other out...




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    Matchmaker, matchmaker
     
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    Seriously, Orel, at least so far, adds more to the game than Karros is capable of...or ever will be, imo.
    The core science of the game of baseball is pitching, and a true blue Dodger who holds a record that will stand at least for decades longer of absolute brilliance was as good as it gets. And he is articulate and not hesitant for expressing humility. A mistake on the organization's part, like trading Jackie to Giants, and a host of others. A generational achievement.
    Additionally, off topic, I guess, but a very early on paper comparitive look at NLW pitching staffs, the Dodgers pitching roster seems not quite any worse than any others, but certainly not superior.
    Of course, my well established glass half empty outlook is that plainly and simply, fucking Dave Roberts drank the other half.
    Or definitely will.
     
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    fixed
     
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    remember one of the first games piazza was in we were sitting out by the bullpen and he came walking by acting like he was God but w a full stick up his ass
    Karros must've been tapping that ass
    all makes sense now looking back
     
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    I'll never forget years ago, both Karros and Piazza were being interviewed before a playoff started against the Reds...and they both said that ( paraphrasing) " the Reds are a great team, tough team to beat. We'll try...but it's a long shot for us"...
    Two fucking milquetoasts that even my kid, who was a young pup and already a die hard Dodger fan, caused him to aske me" hey Dad, shouldn't they say something different for the fans than that" ?
    " Yeah, Chris...they sure should"...
     
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    Darvish 1.2 IP, 9 ERs. Way to let him hang himself, skip.

    But it was the Gnats that did the damage, so it's bittersweet.
     
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    Miller last night:
    4.0 IP, 1 H, 6 K’s, 0 ERA, 58 pitches-41 strikes
     
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    Corey Seager was intentionally walked with the bases loaded today. Only the third player to have this done since 1950 (Bonds, Josh Hamilton), but the first such time while his team was already ahead. I guess Maddon gonna Maddon.
     
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    I just saw corey seager in a rangers uniform for hte first time today
    it was a little awkward
     
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    Losing a mercenary like Scherzer is one thing, losing one of our home grown ones is another.
     
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    What's wild about the Seager IBB with the bases loaded (and the other 2 that have happened in MLB history), is the team issuing the IBB has won each game lol
     
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